Does your dog have his or her own page on the canine equivalent of facebook? Would you like to talk about it tomorrow on BBC Radio Scotland?
Just been asked for someone who enjoys networking with their dog. It's urgent - so can you email me your phone number and some details to email@example.com
It's a lighthearted piece that will be going out tomorrow at approx 9.30am.
Cheers and no - still virtually no staff here! Eek