If acting goes to the dogs...

I was struggling to find some new doggie puns for an article I was writing and I asked our friends on facebook and Twitter to come up with their best ones and said I'd provide a prize. But I am struggling to pick the best! Here's our office favourites so far - and this is the short list from an enormous list. More than one person may have supplied the same suggestion, so if picked we will pick the one that came in first.

Angelina Collie

Annette Crossbreed

Arnie Schnauzenegger

Ashton Lurcher

Ben German Shepherd

Benedict Clumberbatch

Billy Great Zane

Brad Pit Bull

Bridget Dogue De Bordeaux.

Burt Lancaster Healer

Catherine Akita Bones

Clint Eastwoof

Colin Feral

Colin Furth

Cybill German Shepherd

Dandie Dinmont Nicholls

Dawn French Bulldog

Denise Welch Corgi

Edward Fox Terrier

Elizabeth Tailor

Eric (Great) Dane

George C Scottie

Gerard Dogue de Bordeaux

Glen of Imaal Close

Gwyneth PAL-trow

Hugh Grrrrant

Hugh Jackalman

Jack Black Labrador

Jack Russell Brand

Jack Russell Crowe

Jack Russell Nicholson

Jamie Foxx Terrier

Jennifer Grey-hound

Joan Collie

Jude Paw

Kim Basenji

King Charles Bronson

LabraDora Brian

Lassie Mannelli

Leonberger Dicaprio 

Linda Greyhound

Lindsay Lowchen

Marilyn Mongrel

Megan Fox Terrier 

Michael Canine

Michael Dog-less

Michael J Fox Terrier

Mini Schnauzer Driver 

Mutt Damon

Pawl Newman

Reece Whippet Spoon

Rockweiler Hudson

Saint Bernard Breslaw

Samoyed Neal

Samuel L Jackapoo

Sandra Bulldog

Sarah Lancashire Heeler.

Sidney Pointer

Sigourney Woofter

Simon Pug

Spaniel Craig

Spaniel Day Lewis

Spaniel Radcliffe

Spinone Weaver

Staffonie Powers

Terrier Hatcher

Terrier Thomas

Timothy Westie

Tom Baker’s complete

Uma Furman

Vanessa Red Setter

Vinnie Bones

Waltervuren Matthau

Weimaraner Ryder

Whippety Hedren

Woofy Goldberg

And some sent us people who weren't actors, but they were still good!

The Music business:

Akita Harris

Britney

Collie Murs

David Greyhound

Elkhound Brooks

Gracie Field spaniel

Husky Springfield

Kanye Westie

Lady Galga (female Spanish greyhound)

Lady Grrr Grrr

Maremma Carey

Mariah Corgi

Shirley Basset

Sports

Bark Cavendish

Eddie The Beagle

John Terryier

Lewis Hamilstonstovare

Kenny Dogleash

Mark Finnish Spitz

Paul Bleu de Gascoigne

Famous people generally:

Airedale O'Hanlon

Cavalier Prince Charles

Cindy Pawford

Collie Willoughby

Dalmatian Hurst

David Barkham

Great Dane Bowers

J K Growling

Jack Russell Grant

Jeremy Beagle

Jerry Springer Doodle

Kerry (Blue) Katona

Larry King Charles Cavalier

Michael Flatcoat

Vicpawia Stillwell

Victoria Barkham

Virginia Wolfhound

People who don’t to change their name at all:

Clare Danes

Goldie Hawn

Robert Wag-ner

Sam Shepherd

Which are your favourites? Who should win the prize as the funniest dog pun? You tell me!