We've had a distressed lady on the phone who is in a bit of a state. She saw a chap not picking up after his dog yesterday and offered him a bag.
He didn't take it well and came back today with some scary mates saying they were going to report her for not picking up her dog's poo.
We told her she was not to be worried but what she wants is the number of a company able to DNA poo and link it - or preferably not link it - to her dog so can prove her innocence. Anyone know of such a company? Be interested generally. Does such a service exist?