Caption competition

Percy, a Pug submitted by Pauline Read

As you were so speedy guessing the cross question let's see if you can get your teeth into the caption competition.
Go on have a go - prize this month is a premium dog crate, quality fleece liner and a lint roller courtesy of Cumfy Pets.
Five runners up will receive an easy-clean vinyl heat pad - great for older dogs, ones that just feel the cold or very useful for whelping.
Please send your best captions to comps@dogstodaymagazine.co.uk or share them via this blog - but remember to check back on March 5th to see if you've won as we'll need your details.