The dog magazine whisperers

Just heard a really odd rumour.
Someone is spreading a story that all the Dogs Today staff have walked out.
Also heard that someone has been making really weird malevolent anonymous phone calls about us.
Sometimes I do wonder if I need to be in a less stressful job!
Who'd have thought a little dog magazine could be such a hot bed for espionage!
Just emailed all my people (it's half term so I've not yet walked in to the office to see for myself - who knows they might have walked out!) and I've had email back to say they are definitely all there!
Might have to order pizza for the guys today just in case they decide not to stick it out till the end of the day! It's hell working on a dog magazine quite obviously.
I guess technically the rumour is true - the employees walk out of the building at the end of the day and then they walk back in the next day - so long as it's not under water!
Jeez, where do these things start and why?
Do let me know if you've heard any whispers, we're writing them all down!