Can your dog say "sausages"?
If you have a dog that can speak, get them to give me a call ASAP!
We will put you in touch with an agent who will arrange for your verbose canine chum to appear on a certain live TV show that started last night. (Nope - sadly you don't need to go to Australia, if there was 1st class travel thrown in I'd have concealed a tape recorder in Oscar's coat and applied myself!)
No, dogs are not going to replace Ant and Dec - even though budgets appear to be being chopped if the stories about the celebs' fees are correct.
First choice is a dog that can say "Sausages" - but in reality the ability to say anything at all will be greatly appreciated.
Please get in touch ASAP and I will unite you with the man who can make your dog a star!
Some remuneration is highly likely for the right candidate.
But hurry, if you've not yet trained your dog to speak - you'll need to be quick!
The show is only on TV for three weeks!
We will put you in touch with an agent who will arrange for your verbose canine chum to appear on a certain live TV show that started last night. (Nope - sadly you don't need to go to Australia, if there was 1st class travel thrown in I'd have concealed a tape recorder in Oscar's coat and applied myself!)
No, dogs are not going to replace Ant and Dec - even though budgets appear to be being chopped if the stories about the celebs' fees are correct.
First choice is a dog that can say "Sausages" - but in reality the ability to say anything at all will be greatly appreciated.
Please get in touch ASAP and I will unite you with the man who can make your dog a star!
Some remuneration is highly likely for the right candidate.
But hurry, if you've not yet trained your dog to speak - you'll need to be quick!
The show is only on TV for three weeks!
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