I've just received two of these in the post. The postman has learned to become very discreet. The frequent delivery of boxes of severed ears and other body parts has meant I command more than a little bit of respect in these parts!
But I thought we'd have a little bit of fun today.
What do you think it is?
I will reveal all in a couple of hours.
Most amusing reply or direct hit wins the one that's still in its packaging!