Can you guess what it is yet?

I've just received two of these in the post. The postman has learned to become very discreet. The frequent delivery of boxes of severed ears and other body parts has meant I command more than a little bit of respect in these parts!
But I thought we'd have a little bit of fun today.
What do you think it is?
I will reveal all in a couple of hours.
Most amusing reply or direct hit wins the one that's still in its packaging!